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I would like to say I am a monk working on a long series of comical plays detailing the faults and triumphs of the British Monarchy. I would also like to say I am writing a one-on-one biography of Patrick Stewart. Last but not least, I would like to say I am writing a composition that will put Beethoven to shame when I am done at the tender age of 98(too old to be criticized, and old enough to be declared legend because of such a masterpiece).

Alright, if you have gotten this far, you know the above statements are things I would "Like to say", but will never happen.

I am Rob... no one else can claim such a thing and truly mean it... unless they are also Rob. To be Rob is to be a dark romantic, but at the same time believing anything is possible, even without much light from the universe. I am not an accomplished poet, but a man whose mind traverses long treks of humor and thought to entertain you, my wonderful audience.

So sit back, as I write this profile, I dream of the stories (Some purposefully fiction, which will be noted, and some true...) to write to you about my constantly evolving and stable world... wonder if a world can really evolve and be stable?

"The world is a mound of clay waiting to be sculpted." ~~ Rob 8/10/04, perhaps not an original context, but the quote appeared nowhere during a google search... so as far as I know, they are my original words!